Anonymous asked: For real, what happened with you guys...
i forgot to tell you guys that thanks to some fucking dumb bitch i have to change the locks on our house because she wouldn’t fucking grow up and give me my house key back so yeah
[[MORE]]sometimes when me n bree “”“”sext”“” i don’t feel hot enough for her cuz i’m chubby but then i remember she still is attracted to me???? but like i just cant be naked when i fuck her idk im weird please dont judge me
u know whats funny i threw away this girl’s dildo and i didn’t know i was going to hate her one day so i’m glad i could bring her less pleasure/happiness
psychedelicfaggot: spinning love scene with my computer THIS WAS ME A YEAR AGO HOLY SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THIS VIDEO FUCK
why do guys care abt the length of their penis more than the width???? im pretty sure most girls would rather have something to fill them up rather than hit their cervix lol
i hate having dreams abt tumblr people that don’t even talk to me?????
MY CAT ISN’T GOING TO HAVE BALLS ANYMORE AFTER TODAY
anrdew: medusascunt: pleab turn up your speakermexs oh mY FUKIGN GOD HOLY FUKCING SHIT I RMEMEBER HTIS