im a girl: Archive

Anonymous asked: For real, what happened with you guys...

May 26th

i forgot to tell you guys that thanks to some fucking dumb bitch i have to change the locks on our house because she wouldn’t fucking grow up and give me my house key back so yeah

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May 25th

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[[MORE]]sometimes when me n bree “”“”sext”“” i don’t feel hot enough for her cuz i’m chubby but then i remember she still is attracted to me???? but like i just cant be naked when i fuck her idk im weird please dont judge me

May 25th

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May 25th

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May 24th

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May 24th

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u know whats funny i threw away this girl’s dildo and i didn’t know i was going to hate her one day so i’m glad i could bring her less pleasure/happiness

May 24th

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psychedelicfaggot: spinning love scene with my computer THIS WAS ME A YEAR AGO HOLY SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THIS VIDEO FUCK

May 24th

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May 24th

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May 24th

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May 23rd

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May 23rd

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May 22nd

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why do guys care abt the length of their penis more than the width???? im pretty sure most girls would rather have something to fill them up rather than hit their cervix lol

May 22nd

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